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If I were a month, I’d be October, when all the leaves are bright yellow, red and orange.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be evening.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be orange juice.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be an oak.
If I were a flower, I’d be a sunflower.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be red.
If I were an emotion, I’d be love.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an apple.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be an old Volkswagen Beetle.
If I were a food, I’d be a salmon sallad.
If I were a place, I’d be a cottage.
If I were a material, I’d be fabric.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be newly cooked food.
If I were an object, I’d be a cd-player/iPod/mp3-player
If I were a body part, I’d be the eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be there's too many to choose from!
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be my favourite pair.


Jahaja...vad ska jag göra nu då?